Thank goodness. It was dark in here.
You’ll probably trip and fall today.
If you find an umbrella on the side of the road, hold onto it, it’s going to rain.
Don’t take candy from strangers.
You should stand out on a street corner and hand out free sweets sometime.
You’re more valuable, than the silk road was to the spice trade.
Go to bed early tonight, you look tired.
Buy a new battery for your watch, the old one’s running low.
A dirty house is a good excuse to not have anyone over.
Make that phone call you were thinking about; you won’t regret it.
Read any good books lately? The answer should be yes.
Go outside. It’s a lovely day.
Even if it isn’t nice out today, you should still go for a walk.
Why are you taking advice from me? It’s not like I have any life experience.
Today’s prompt (#21!) was to rewrite Frank O’Hara’s poem Lines for the Fortune Cookies. So this is me doing that!